Monday, December 14, 2015

Full Moon Fiasco 49

Yup, no more stupid roman numerals...

When: Wed, Dec 23rd @ 7pm
Where: Eichardt's
Theme: Festivus

This will be ironic...and ironic is not a moon.  For those of you that still don't know what Festivus is all about, take 3.5 minutes out of your online holiday shopping time life to hear about this great holiday (via Seinfeld).  This holiday is, some 50 years old.

OK, now go prepare a holiday outfit.  Here are some ideas: ugly holiday sweater, skier, snowman, naughty elf (please!), santa suit or whatever.  Feel free to decorate you bike too, that is always nice for the holidays.

Next comes the ironic part ,(go shopping for a gift for our FBC gift exchange and bring it wrapped with a $5 limit (no fake donation cards please).  Lastly, get it all together and ride your bike over to Eich's.

We will leave Eich's and do a shorter route through town while sticking to main arteries if there is foul weather.  We will end somewhere warm and full of glee.  We will gather around our durable and strong aluminum pole, flanked by all our presents.  You see this is somewhat of a hybrid Festivus with a metal pole and gifts, but there will be NO airing of grievances or feets of strength...well, there may be those things depending on the hour and amount of egg nog.  Anyways, we will commence with our annual FBC Gift Exchange (if you don't bring a gift, you can sit in the corner like a old miserable scrooge) as we sip holiday cheer... and hopefully someone will have too much, get rowdy and embarrass themselves...hopefully it is not me.

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